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      by Jim Drake

 

Dec. 11, 2010

Gravity Research Project? (Are you sure this isn’t a Term Paper?) 

So I’m hanging out at the news staff meeting the other day.  

Really, sometimes they let me sit in. We get to organize ideas and stories for the next issue of the paper.  

But sometimes I think they let me stay for the entertainment value I try to provide. 

Like the other day, when I mentioned that I’ve got this band, the Gravity Research Project, coming to town this weekend. 

And the quips start flying around the room. 

“Man, that’s a really heavy subject,” someone says. 

“Are they, like, less dense than air?” cries another. 

“That story should have some weight to it, I should think,” says the editor. 

I thank my co-workers. I’m just happy to provide some levity to the situation. 

But since this is a serious news meeting, I don’t even have time to go into the really funny part. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Jim, now you’re going to tell us some random story about your life that in some way, shape or form, relates to this band." (To boot, a band that has been together for only 18 months, by the way.) 

Yes. Yes I am. 

You see, when I checked out the band’s website the other day, and scrolled down to the bottom of their home page, I just had to laugh when I saw what graphic had been posted on-line. 

Let’s go back a ways. Childhood. I’m probably about 12 years old. 

And back then, I spent a lot of time reading paperbacks. Sci fi, mystery, space, adventure. I’ll tell ya, Stephen King was a much better writer when you’re 12. The Stand? Are you kidding? 

Anyway, don’t ask me why, but there’s a book that still sticks in my mind.  

It was kind of a small paperback, white cover, red letters. 

“Chariot of the Gods.” It must have been in every supermarket. 

Now debunked, I know, but to a 12 year old, it was fascinating stuff. Archeological research on the mysterious clues that could have been left behind by space aliens – unexplained pictures in rocks that could have been alien craft landing strips and “evidence” of “batteries” that could be thousands of years old. 

It was all there in black and white. 

And, on one page, a pencil drawing of some ancient Indian dude, portrayed with a bunch of “machine looking” apparatus surrounding him. 

I don’t remember exactly where they said the drawing came from, but I seem to remember this: The book said that when this item was found, and they turned the picture around 90 degrees, it looked like a person who was lying on his back, possibly in some type of rocket ship, waiting to blast off. 

Of course, this was thousands of years before anyone did anything like that. 

Or did they? 

Was this really a depiction of the first Gravity Research Project?

 

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The Gravity Research Project comes down to Earth at the Waucoma Club, on Saturday, Nov. 20, around 9 p.m. No cover charge, 21 and over. Anti-gravity shoes recommended. 

 

Read the interview with Gravity Research Project here: