March 24,
2010
These days it feels like we all have
plenty to frown about.
A good laugh can be
tonic — especially when it’s laughing for good.
Enter “Laugh ‘Til It Helps” and Donkey Basketball.
April 3 is your night if
you are looking for guffaws with a cause, and entertainment
suitable for the whole family,
n “Laugh ‘Til It Hurts,”
the second-annual comedy fundraiser for The Next Door, this year
featuring nationally known comic Dave Anderson, takes place at 6
and 8 p.m. at Columbia Center for the Arts. Proceeds help The
Next Door, the largest social service nonprofit in the Columbia
Gorge. Tickets are at Waucoma Bookstore.
n The domestic abuse
prevention organization We kNOw DV hosts a donkey basketball
tournament between law enforcement officials and college
students, 6-8 p.m. at Wy’east Middle School. See page A9 for
details.
The one drawback with these
two events is that they happen on the same night. Scheduling
acts, especially when they come from elsewhere, is never easy,
but given the parallel missions of The Next Door and We kNOw DV,
it’s just too bad they happen to conflict.
Skate dance
Cornell’s NCAA double duty
How’s your bracket?
What do you have for Cornell facing off v. New Hampshire
Thursday in the East Regional in Albany, NY?
What, you’re thinking hoops and Cornell against Kentucky at
Syracuse?
Wrong sport.
We’re talkin’ hockey.
Has anyone else west of
Lake Erie noticed? Cornell is the only team playing in both the
NCAA basketball and hockey tournaments.
The big dance on skates
gets little attention outside the nation’s northern rim.
Sure, it’s Cornell v.
top-seeded Kentucky on the hardcourt, but the Big Red is more
than a basketball school.
Cornell athletes are lacing
it up in two sports and doing double duty in upstate New York
this week.
Cornell man Andy Bernard of
NBC’s “The Office” would be so proud.
But The Big Red seems to be
for real.
Besides being the first Ivy
League school since before video games were invented to make the
Sweet 16, Cornell in the thick of it with such perennial ice
teams as Vermont, Boston College, Northern Michigan and
Alabama-Huntsville.
Wait — Alabama-Huntsville?
Sure enough, joining the North Dakotas and Wisconsins in the
hockey tournament is this school from far south of the
Mason-Dixon line.
Of course, down ‘Bama way,
offsides normally means some beefy lineman rushing the
quarterback too soon.
Icing is what goes on a
birthday cake.
A hat trick is tossing your
Panama onto the rack in one try.
But there it is, a hockey
powerhouse far from the northern climes. Right up there with
Cornell.
So, if thanks to Northern
Iowa, Murray State and Cornell, your NCAA hoops bracket is on
ice, you could give some attention to The Big Red crossing the
Blue Line in the Frozen Final Four.
Our championship
prediction: Cornell 4, St. Cloud State 2.