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Maybe the kids at Westside can take a field trip to visit the giant fake tree: "Welcome, kids, to the tree of the future. It is made of steel and plastic, lives on electricity and diesel instead of water and sunlight, buzzes like a sack of angry wasps, emits a constant stream of electromagnetic radiation, is bristling with satellite dishes and antennae, and is surrounded by a nine-foot chain link fence. Any questions?"
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